"Can Oslo deliver a mindblowing bowl?" WHERE TO EAT THE BEST RAMEN IN OSLO2022 finds us at a crossroads in the Norwegian ramen landscape. Over the past five years, several new shops have sprouted up trying to fight for your hard-earned ramen Kroner. Some have gone the way of focusing on local produce, others tempt you with hip facades, and others still work hard to make their own homemade noodles. Though it has been attempted, there always feels an underlying aspect of driving with the handbrake on, not daring to push the envelope, and given the circumstances of dining out in the big city, I understand their apprehension. There aren't enough clientele to keep a place open based on rolling out delicious, authentic bowls of ramen in all its forms. Local tastes will always dictate whether a place is profitable or not, and this by default becomes the Achilles heel. Do you make bonafide authentic ramen for a group of only 1% of the population that has eaten real ramen in Japan? Or do you have to negotiate the murky waters of adapting it to the local palate, but then lose the authenticity in favour of sustaining profits? It's a difficult question to ask any ramen chef, much more problematic than the "Will ramen make me fat?" question they often get. Oslo has evolved leaps and bounds from the first incarnation of Sapporo Ramen which was quite frankly diabolical. A new breed of shops has popped up offering their take on this fascinating dish. With everything from "Nordic Ramen", to places making their noodles in-house, which Oslo ramen shop would prove to be our favourite? (Click on the photo for a link on google maps) The worst, firstyatai - ( 2/10 )Serving lukewarm ramen is not going to set you off on the good foot with me Mr. Pair that with copious amounts of astringent spring onion, buckwheat noodles, pork that could easily be found in a Fjordland "Jule-middag" box and pickled red onions (what place do they have in a ramen bowl?), with some crunchy beansprouts (ok, you can't screw them up) and a salty, ineffectual egg, and you have a bowl of desireless loss. There was nothing to compliment here. It was the kind of ramen made by people who really, REALLY do not understand ramen. Maybe they have never tasted a good, authentic bowl, so please don't serve it until you have learnt the basics. Ezo ramen - ( 2/10 )A sister franchise to Sapporo nearby at Mathallen, and a definite example of one sibling getting the better genes. Bland, utterly characterless broth, unpalatable texture on the noodles, dry meat and the cataclysmic disaster of an egg so bad it's almost impossible to replicate. The spring onions were good, that's how bad this ramen was. Koie ramen - ( 6/10 )Koie, despite having the worst acoustics this side of a 1940's British swimming hall, the food is generally alright. The Tonkotsu left much to be desired. Washed in complete thinning disregard and lack of umami. The Nagoya ramen was decently flavourful, though veering on the greasy. The positives include a pretty good noodle (home-made in house), and a decent egg. With each bowl hitting close to the 200+ NOK mark, this is definitely not a weekly indulgence for the scant of wealth. sapporo ramen - ( 6/10 )It may come as a shock to many, that this is placed (though with the same score) higher than Koie. It comes back to that old question "Which one would you eat again". Sapporo's noodles are sub-standard, the broth is pretty sippable if the right cook is working, the meat can be tender some days and rough the next, and the egg is as basic as you'll get. However, taking price and taste into account, it just creeps above Koie as an overall better option. kazam bowl - ( 6/10 )As the new kid on the block, Kazam wasn't exactly faced with impossible heights to reach in the landscape of mediocrity Oslo thrives on. However, having visited barely 2 weeks into their existence, they have managed some things well. The pork and egg were well cooked, the noodles were horribly over-cooked and the broth was decent but muddy. We'll check back in a year or so. the summit of broth mountainhrimnir ramen - ( 8/10 )My main sticking point with previously avoiding Hrimnir was the notion of "Nordic Ramen". Whilst not adverse to evolution, ramen is something I tend to prefer in traditional constructs. However, after the overall disappointment of Oslo's other noodle-shelters, I decided it time to brave the waters. On recommendation from a few people I trusted, I opted for the Spicy Miso Ramen and a side of Chilli-oil. The service was polite and observant, the outside seating soaked up the dying rays of Oslo's translucent summer, the prices a little on the steep side considering Ezo (in all it's diabolical atrophy) was a full 60 Kr cheaper. Thoughts of the budget conscious were cast aside upon closer inspection of the arrived bowl. It shone with care and contemplation. No short cuts here, no fooling the customer. What we ate was a bowl of Nordic Ramen which if slightly edited could be on the way to glory. To fully explain this I would have to wade into the waters of personal preferences, and honestly nobody cares to hear that. I shall therefore just critique what was in my vessel. The soup (with the addition of the chilli oil) was quite rich, flavoursome and had a mild hit of heat. The pork belly was succulent and tender, tho my second piece was dry. The noodles were straight, still retaining some bite. The egg, perfectly cooked. The addition of the charred cabbage neither added nor subtracted anything from the meal, but was highly preferred to tinned sweetcorn (satan). The "famous" Jerusalem Artichokes, tho not my personal OMG moment, served their purpose in cutting through the richness of the soup with pops of acidity. I just feel they could have used half the amount. Overall, a much better experience than I (needlessly) feared, and most definitely the best bowl of "Ramen" you can hope to find in Oslo. At least this place is staying true to their philosophy, and making a bowl that they are proud of (not cutting corners on ingredients either), and whether you think Ramen can be bastardised is your own moral dilemma (it can if it tastes good), i'll happily eat this over anything else in town for the time being. All these recommendations are just personal opinions based on my palate, things change, chefs get fired or replaced, places open-close, relocate, so take it all with a pinch of MSG and discover your own gems too. But please do try a few of these, they have been researched exhaustively
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Jay
14/9/2021 07:54:38
Haha.. I was wondering why the website is called "bittermansguide" but now I can understand through the skeptic, bitter and pessimistic tone of this review - which I absolutely enjoyed to be honest. The quest to find the best ramen shop is still ongoing but I agree with your "which one would you eat again" - both Sapporo and Hrimnir have been my choice.
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Thanks for the comment Jay!
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Hanne
23/7/2022 00:53:57
Thank you for this! I only have a few days in Oslo and didnt want to waste in on a complete dud and its been a few years since Ive been.
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28/7/2022 05:35:47
Thanks for the comment Hanne, and I will definitely try Kobu if I'm ever in Kristiansand!
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